Battle Axes.
I think about them sometimes. Oddly, during church most of the time. Let me clarify. Sometimes my mind will start to wander and wonder, and I imagine myself running at a full sprint with a battle axe over my head and then I just let it fly. Never at anything in particular, just slingin' battle axes. Try it sometimes.
I kind of wish that one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles carried a battle axe. Probably Raphael. His sais I always thought were kind of useless.
Battle Axes.